Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

I don’t know much about the state of Minnesota. Yet, I found this hilarious.



>60 Above
>New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat
>People in Minn. plant gardens

>50 Above
>Californians shiver uncontrollably
>People in Minn. sunbathe

>40 Above
>Italian and English cars won’t start
>People in Minn. drive with the windows down

>32 Above
>Distilled water freezes
>Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker

>20 Above
>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats
>People in Minn. throw on a flannel shirt

>15 Above
>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
>People in Minn. have the last cookout before it gets too cold

>People in Miami all die
>Minnesotans lick the flagpole

>20 Below
>Iowans fly away to Mexico
>People in MN get out their winter coats

>40 Below
>Hollywood disintegrates
>The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door

>60 Below
>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
>MN Boy Scouts postpone “winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough

>80 Below
>Mt. St. Helen’s freezes
>People in MN rent some videos

>100 Below
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
>Minnesotans get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg

>297 Below
>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products
>Cows in MN complain about farmers with cold hands

>460 Below
>All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale)
>People in MN start saying “cold nuff for ya?” 

>500 Below
>Hell freezes over
>The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl .



Posted on June 5, 2017, in Personal and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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